2021 Boston 350

The 2021 Boston 350 Is One Of The Most Saddest Races In The World Because Of Sky Lewises Brutal Death From Banjo Big Load The Night Before The Race It’s Shocking About Johnny Blamer Telling Everyone Sky Lewis Liked Him After Johnny Saved Him From A Bombing War

Sky Lewis’s Brutal Death

 * Sky Lewis *watches memes* Meh I Can Handel This
 * *Door Knocks*
 * Sky Lewis : Who Is Thi- OH ITS YOU
 * Banjo : OF COURSE IT IS YOU JERK I GOT IN JAIL CAUSE OF YOU
 * Sky Lewis : *Bursts Out In Laughter p*
 * Sky Lewis : OH WOW BRING IT ON I MIGHT BE SMALL BUT I AM STRONGER-
 * Banjo : RRRRRR *Crushes Sky Lewis*
 * Sky : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Sky Lewises Last Words)

Sky Lewies Funeral (Before Race)

 * Steph : Hey Why Is The Entire Church White
 * Blue SUV : Don’t Ask Me Sky Lewis Got Killed By Banjo Yestoday
 * Steph : No NOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO *crys* WHY HIM WHY LEWIS DIE FOR GOOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY
 * Jackie Johanson Junior : NO NOT HIM HES OUR GOD TO ALL OF US
 * Clipper Tirecar : WHY HIM HE SAVED ME FROM DYING IN 2008
 * Ruby Nightcar : NOOOOOO *CRYS SO HARD SHE BURSTS INTO ATON OF TEARS*
 * Johnny : WHY HIM HE LIKED ME EVER SINCE I SAVED HIM ONCE FROM A BOMBING AFTER THE 22Nd Race
 * Lightning : WELP GOD
 * Todd Marcus : NOO THAT WAS MY FRIENDS
 * Kelly : WHY SKY LEWIS IM KILLING THAT FANJO BIGHARD
 * Banjo : It’s Not What You Th-
 * Kelly Lewis : *Beats Him Up And Nearly Kills Him*
 * Brian Tank : Welp There Goes Our Never Retired Racer From 1991-2021

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 * Darrel : Yesterday Sky Lewis Was Brutally Killed By Banjo Big Load So This New Rookie Is Jackie MoonWater Junior
 * Jackie : Hey It’s My Chance To Race Here I Felt Sorry For Sky’s Death
 * George : It’s Ok We All Liked Him
 * Barry : Well Some Due To His Rude attitude
 * George : CMON SCAREDY CAT ITS PART OF HIM
 * Barry : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
 * Jackie : SHUT UP OR I WILL BLOW YOUR TIRES
 * George : JACKIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
 * Jackie : I Had Mean Parents When I Was A Kid AND THANK GOD DID I GET ADOPTED BY A NEW FAMILY WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD And I WAS BULLIED AT MY SCHOOL BECAUSE OF MY ANNOYING YOUNGER BROTHER Then When I Turned 13 I Ended My Bully’s Life’s And Nobody Bullied Me Ever Again
 * George And Barry : Ok
 * Jackie : Now Onto The Race